Wednesday, May 2, 2012

HEY GUYS! RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A COMPOSITE GIRLFRIEND!

Obama has now acknowledged to biographer David Maraniss that the 'New York girlfriend named Genevieve' [from President Obama's 1995 autobiography Dreams From My Father] was actually a composite character, based off of multiple girlfriends he had both in New York City and in Chicago. [Ed. note:  Funny that not a damn one of them has EVER come forward.]


I guess it’s better to have a composite girlfriend than a blow-up doll.  Or better than showing your membership card to Man’s World, the Chicago gay bathhouse he and Rahm Emanuel are said to be lifetime members of.


4 comments:

  1. What you say may be true,

    But in all fairness Firebird, if you were Obama would you let the Wookie know the identities of your former girl friends?

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  2. hahaha! Hadn't thought of that! Of course, SHE may be the composite - she's big enough! (I guess that's tacky, huh?)

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  3. is that reporter's name pronounced More Anus?

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  4. oh pulleaze! composite BOYfriends is more like it.

    ;-)

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