Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known
Universe has been found!
A major research institution has just announced the
discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant
neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons
randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of
isoDOPES.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists
to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
voting concentration.
PELOSIUM
From an email.... fell out of my chair laughing!
I love it
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