POOR DUMB GEORGE BUSH

President Bush...

• Graduated from Yale undergrad and got a Harvard MBA with a GPA higher than Algore (and John Kerry, who never released his grades and NEVER GRADUATED FROM LAW SCHOOL)
• Wrote HIS OWN book, unlike the current White House resident
• Reads a book a week
• Reads the Bible every year
• Takes responsibility for EVERY decision he's made, both in and out of the White House - he has never once blamed another for failure
• Speaks Spanish (and English, so hush lol)
• Never once bowed to a foreign dignitary