Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. After a few vodka shots, Donald
leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media are really
tearing you apart for that scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their
votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with
classified material to hide my activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails
and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover
for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our
own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and
right afterward it declaredbankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and
hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince
Foster, commodity deals?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim
friends?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one."
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking
down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500
MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the
Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens'?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an
Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying
to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses
to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got
it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
[Ed note: I got this in an email - it's beyond clever! Sooooo wish I had thought of this myself!! My thanks to the author, whomever it was!]
Forgot to include:
ReplyDeleteHillary: "You mean when I said my grandparents were immigrants?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Ahhh - you mean when I said I was named for Sir Edmund Hillary - even tho I was born 6 years before he conquered Mt. Everest?"
Trump: "no, the other one."