A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what
happened last night...”
"My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad,
cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room
out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please
take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my
car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then,
disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your
will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she
actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually
said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on
Hillary's election campaign!' ”
From an email.....
Good one
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