Apparently Barbara Walters had a 90 minute (OMG!) show last night on her 10 most interesting people of 2011.... IMHO - if this crowd is the best she could come up with, we are in deep shit defining 'interesting'. No wonder I only watch sports and FNC! (And I had no IDEA that ABC had a show with a gay couple!!! WTF!)
10-9-8: Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian: They marry, procreate and Tweet for money. Their total and complete lack of personality is kind of fascinating, we guess.
7: Simon Cowell: One of the world's most successful music executives. Wears tight t-shirts. Speaks his mind.
6: Derek Jeter: Perhaps the most boring, least fascinating athlete on the planet. He plays very hard, is respectful of the game and, by all accounts, is a very nice guy. Does any of that make him an especially interesting individual?
5: Donald Trump: Okay, his hair is pretty fascinating.
4: Katy Perry: She sings fun pop ballads and wears weird outfits. Is anyone fascinated by the artist herself? Or do you just wanna bop around to "Last Friday Night?"
3: Pippa Middleton: Acceptable. The public is clearly fascinated by her and for good reason. Total cutie alert!


2: Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson: They are actors who portray a gay couple. How fascinating, right?!? Think it's a coincidence they also star on an ABC show?
1: I have no idea because I didn't watch. But based on 2-10, I would rather be reading Time Magazine's cover story on their Person(s) of the Year!
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