Monday, March 28, 2011

OBAMA'S VICTORY SPEECH


Today, our nation will once again be gifted with a speech made by the greatest orator since the dawn of time.  Barack Hussein Obama has deigned to give Americans a hint of insight into why he went to war with Libya and, since he declared that the operation would take only "days, not weeks" over a week ago... how he won the war.

Publishers of history books have surely stopped the presses, waiting for Mr. Obama's inspirational words.  Because in times of great crisis, this man...this great thinker...has shown over and over again that he can magically and poetically capture the very essence of any issue, armed with nothing but a team of speech writers and a bank of teleprompters.

So we look forward to Mr. Obama's uplifting victory speech, in which he'll explain exactly how he was able to wrap up America's "kinetic military involvement" in Libya so quickly and efficiently.

It will surely be a "teachable moment" for all of us.

From Stilton Jarlsberg, Hope n' Change Cartoons



1 comment:

  1. I'll bet I can NOT watch the MN perform tonight.

    I'll wait for dvd release! :)

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