Yep – check the link below – that’s the Social Secutiry web site and it will tell you how to apply on line for your ‘retirement BENEFITS’. ROFLMAO! Isn’t it positively wonderful that our munificent government is GIVING US RETIREMENT BENEFITS‼‼ Bet all you working stiffs didn't know that!
How To Apply Online For Retirement Benefits
SSA Publication No. 05-10523, November 2011, ICN 470140