Friday, April 1, 2011

SECOND COMING? GOING?

NEWS ALERT- President Obama goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on tour of Jerusaleum, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the U.S. diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million dollars or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100 dollars." The U.S. diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would your country spend $1 million dollars to fly him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100 dollars?"

The diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later, he rose from the dead, we simply cannot take that risk."

2 comments:

  1. They could drive a stake through his heart.

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  2. naw FD, make i a 40' section of oil drilling pipe!

    oh and so stolen and shared over at FT. :)

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